It’s no secret that the extreme isolation and social distancing over the past year has made actual IRL interactions pretty difficult. And as society starts to open up again, we’re all very much realizing just how socially inept we’ve become. Doesn’t it feel like each new intimate gathering brings new awkward sentences that seemed substantive when you painstakingly crafted them in your head, but came out of your mouth only to make zero sense? At some get-togethers the best option is to just stay silent and smile, while at others there seems to be nothing else to talk about other than the pandemic (or Meghan Markle blindsiding the Queen). Don’t worry though, we’re here to help!!

We discovered some super cool facts that no one else at the party will likely know, making you the most interesting person in the room with plenty of compelling stuff to talk about! No more asking people what their favorite quarantine pastime was—because guess what? Nobody cares! Instead, use one of these jaw-dropping stats to truly blow some minds at your next cocktail party (while sipping Zaddy’s of course). You didn’t ask, but somehow, we listened. You’re welcome.